nigger speed

The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.

The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.

white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.

white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.

nigger speed by lastwhitemanstanding August 9, 2008

Moving at the speed of nigger

Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.

Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.

Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.

Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!

Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol

Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?

Moving at the speed of nigger by Bobby Fransisco III January 24, 2009

speedy nigger fast

an offspring of a niggelt but when the dad mates with a cheetah and they yung nigglet is now not just fast he is “speedy nigger fast”

“wow hes speedy nigger fast.”

speedy nigger fast by urbec October 4, 2018

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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