nigger speed

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The absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.

The speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.

white man #1 - Hey, where is Cora, we are getting really busy here.

white man #2 We may as well do it ourselves, she's working at nigger speed again.

nigger speed by lastwhitemanstanding August 9, 2008

Moving at the speed of nigger

Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.

Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.

Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.

Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!

Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol

Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?

Moving at the speed of nigger by Bobby Fransisco III January 24, 2009

speedy nigger fast

an offspring of a niggelt but when the dad mates with a cheetah and they yung nigglet is now not just fast he is “speedy nigger fast”

“wow hes speedy nigger fast.”

speedy nigger fast by urbec October 4, 2018

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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