nick jones 

one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.

1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"

nick jones by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009

Nick Jones 

Cousin to the rapper Miike Jones--found dead in 2006 after his bitch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a shit on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.

Shawn: yo- do' hear about that clown that got nick jones'd
Jamal: dat shit's wack--too bad that nigga's dead.

Nick Jones by ghostikilla November 9, 2007

Nick Jones 

Nick Jones is the coolest kid in all of Orange High School. He's a ninja with a jewfro. He plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.

Person 1: Nick Jones...
Nick Jones: Yo.

Nick Jones by nonninjawithoutajewfro August 22, 2011

Nick Jones 

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!

Nick Jones by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009

nick jeness 

A bitch that should never be trusted, also he is that guy that is up tight type if a guy

Nick Jeness was a bitch today when he did all of the work.

nick jeness by Nick Jeness October 13, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019