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one of the coolest mother fuckers alive. posesses a huge dick, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this fucker.

1)Jon:"ey, what you doin cuz?"
Dave:"Nuthin, just chillin with Jones"
Jon:"Oh fuck! I'll be over in 20!"

2) Jen:"OMG, i just fucked Nick Jones..."
Christen:"What, was it bad?"
Jen:"No, best sex I've ever fucking had!"

nick jones by blazinallday420 May 22, 2009

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Nick Jones

Cousin to the rapper Miike Jones--found dead in 2006 after his bitch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a shit on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.

Shawn: yo- do' hear about that clown that got nick jones'd
Jamal: dat shit's wack--too bad that nigga's dead.

Nick Jones by ghostikilla November 9, 2007

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Nick Jones

Nick Jones is the coolest kid in all of Orange High School. He's a ninja with a jewfro. He plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.

Person 1: Nick Jones...
Nick Jones: Yo.

Nick Jones by nonninjawithoutajewfro August 22, 2011

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Nick Jones

The act of some skank-faced whore (or prozzie) taking a shit unexpectedly on you while banging.

Dude1: How'd your date go last night?
Dude2: Got her in the sack!
Dude1: Sweet!!
Dude2: Yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a fucking Nick Jones on my ball sack!!

Nick Jones by Scrazzer94 February 12, 2009

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nick jeness

A bitch that should never be trusted, also he is that guy that is up tight type if a guy

Nick Jeness was a bitch today when he did all of the work.

nick jeness by Nick Jeness October 13, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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