nhp
neena,mary,katie are the biggest nhp's anyones ever seen!
dude i was fucking an nhp last night! they only charged us $500!
dude i was fucking an nhp last night! they only charged us $500!
Words you can keep
nhp
"nursing home pussy" Refers to the awful smell emanating from the crotch of elderly women usually during a medical examination.
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NHPC
Another flaming homo of the Douche-Ca-Noonan variety, NHPC is that which follows the footsteps of DSPC. Strangely however, a different definition is required. "NHPC: Nathan Has Purple Cock." This, combined with the terrifying efforts of DSPC, spells the end of the world as we know it. See examples below.
Apocalyptic use:
"Mister, why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because of DSPC to the NHPC!"
Derogitory use:
"Nathan! Your life sucks! NHPC!"
Note: No productive uses of the term "NHPC" have been found to date.
"Mister, why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because of DSPC to the NHPC!"
Derogitory use:
"Nathan! Your life sucks! NHPC!"
Note: No productive uses of the term "NHPC" have been found to date.
NHPC by xFlyinJx61x March 29, 2010
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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