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neena,mary,katie are the biggest nhp's anyones ever seen!

dude i was fucking an nhp last night! they only charged us $500!
nhp by NMK November 14, 2007
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"nursing home pussy" Refers to the awful smell emanating from the crotch of elderly women usually during a medical examination.
"The nhp on that lady knocked me out!"
nhp by tuher March 13, 2009
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nhp NHP Trail NHPC NH PJ
NHP= New Hyde Park, practically in queens. Very bad area, at night you will see random shaddy people walking around it is very unsafe. not a very wealth area, mostly poor common people
girl; want to go to nhp
other girl; are you crazy!? we will get killed because we are pretty and have money
nhp by .. November 17, 2007
A new STD called NHP; stands for Nasty Hairy Pussy.
Rest In Peace to Eileen, she had NHP, a Nasty Hairy Pussy.
NHP by Sierra Burns September 14, 2018

NHP Trail 

A gross place where rich white kids party in New Hyde Park LI
Hey, wanna go get lit at the trail this weekend? NHP Trail
NHP Trail by Bobby8nyc January 4, 2020
"New Homosexual Public School..oh wait there are many bisexuals so nvm"
-@nhps.memez and anonymous
Hurray hurray to new horizon (nhps)
nhps by Nhps.memez August 11, 2021
Another flaming homo of the Douche-Ca-Noonan variety, NHPC is that which follows the footsteps of DSPC. Strangely however, a different definition is required. "NHPC: Nathan Has Purple Cock." This, combined with the terrifying efforts of DSPC, spells the end of the world as we know it. See examples below.
Apocalyptic use:
"Mister, why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because of DSPC to the NHPC!"

Derogitory use:
"Nathan! Your life sucks! NHPC!"

Note: No productive uses of the term "NHPC" have been found to date.
NHPC by xFlyinJx61x March 29, 2010
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