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Next time 

Probably never. Used to postpone or delay something that someone didn’t and wouldn’t feel like doing.
Kid: can I go play in the playground near McDonald’s?
Kid's parent: it’s getting dark outside, we'll come next time.

(They never went to that specific McDonald’s ever again)
Next time by ComeToBrazil85 August 28, 2022

Next time you won’t be so lucky! 

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.
“Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

Next time, Gadget! 

When a villain is defeated, but not captured/killed, and subsequently escapes. Named after Doctor Claw's phrase whenever he was beaten by Inspector Gadget: "Next time, Gadget! Next time!"
"The villain isn't really dead, this is a 'Next time, Gadget!' situation'.
Next time, Gadget! by Kraas June 19, 2009

next time go eat a salad 

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!
next time go eat a salad by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Next time tiki tiki phonk

A gentleman politely requests for the next time to play tiki tiki phonk or there will not be a next time, capiche?
Brother I ask many times, next time tiki tiki phonk or there will be no next time, capiche?

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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