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next door neighbor 

people that know your all your bussiness even when you DON'T tell them.
the next door neighbors even know when i take a crap
next door neighbor by Bonnie T June 20, 2008

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!
Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.
The Next Door Neighbor by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

randi's next door neighbor 

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them
That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

your next door neighbors goat 

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

next door neighbours mice

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!
next door neighbours mice by lou December 10, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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