newtcake

someone that is so conservative in their views on politics, religion, etc - that they are blind to any other perspective - thus making them completely close-minded, narrow-minded, etc - to the point that they are completely out-of-sync/touch w/the rest of culture/society - combination of the first name of GOP headliner Newt Gingrich and last part of word fruitcake

i have many friends that are so conservative & fundamental in their political and religious views, that they are better labeled as "newtcakes".

newtcake by rscott June 16, 2007

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newbcake

Wannabe-pr0gamer variation of the word 'newb.' Used the same as 'newb'.

lolz ur newbcake.

newbcake by faze October 13, 2003

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newbcakes

I made it up one day, it is like a newb, but a cool alternate for the word.

stfu newbcakes
omgwtfnewbcakes
"Hey, guess what? you suck, newbcakes.."

newbcakes by Will Todd November 3, 2004

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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