newtcake 

someone that is so conservative in their views on politics, religion, etc - that they are blind to any other perspective - thus making them completely close-minded, narrow-minded, etc - to the point that they are completely out-of-sync/touch w/the rest of culture/society - combination of the first name of GOP headliner Newt Gingrich and last part of word fruitcake

i have many friends that are so conservative & fundamental in their political and religious views, that they are better labeled as "newtcakes".

newtcake by rscott June 16, 2007

newbcake 

Wannabe-pr0gamer variation of the word 'newb.' Used the same as 'newb'.

lolz ur newbcake.

newbcake by faze October 13, 2003

newbcakes 

I made it up one day, it is like a newb, but a cool alternate for the word.

stfu newbcakes
omgwtfnewbcakes
"Hey, guess what? you suck, newbcakes.."

newbcakes by Will Todd November 3, 2004