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Newsom - the surname of the smartest people in the planet.
"I don't know the answer to question 12!"

"Well, ask Newsom! He's crazy smart!"
by BlanketWarmer January 16, 2009
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When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.
by JWIS March 23, 2011
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red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made
i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me
by MAX January 30, 2003
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recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness
Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench
by Jared February 6, 2003
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Mayor of San Francisco.

Before, I was doubtful of this man.

But if it weren't for this his daring, our country might never know what it's like to have gay married couples living in our nation (doesn;t feel any different than before.)

If it werent for Newsom, a lot of people would still think gay marriage = apocalypse.

I'm very impressed by what he's done in his first year alone (the only other SF mayor I ever knew was Brown, who did jack shit for all these years.)
BUT I have beef with: his handling of homelessness, the fact that he is very pro-biotech, and the fact that I wouldve wanted to see a green party guy win. (certainly came very close!)
by rise up rise against June 21, 2004
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The best goddamn mayor that San Francisco has ever seen!
You better vote for Gavin Newsom in the next election for mayor if you live in San Francisco!
by wiw June 20, 2004
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A mixture of shit, cum and lube as experienced in the aftermath of rigorous anal sex
I think I might need to pre-soak my underwear to remove the Newsom before it stains
by The real Bruce Wayne September 15, 2025
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