A complete moron. Some might even say he’s retarded. A brainless dictator who doesn’t follow his own idiotic, yet illegal rules. A person who shits at parties and most likely has his own bowling ball he brings to the bowling lanes.

Dude this is a Christmas party, I think that guy just shit in the downstairs bathroom. Yeah bro, I heard Gavin Newsome was here...

Gavin Newsome by Useful farmer November 22, 2021

Newsome High School

A high school in Florida full or rich assholes, crazy chicks, heartbroken emos, and of course a sorry bunch of fuckers with futures as pole dancers.

Can’t wait to drop out of Newsome High School and become a stripper. ~actual senior quote

Newsome High School by it’s you and me June 12, 2018

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Newsome High School

A school in Florida. Full of a fuck ton of white, rich people with absolutely no personality and druggies. Everybody is the same. Boring as fuck.

I fucking hate everybody at Newsome High School.

Newsome High School by jelllllllllllllllly September 16, 2019

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Gavin Newsome

The dictator—uh, I mean governor—of California. Big dumbass. Wants you to wear masks in your house when he doesn’t wear one himself, like, what? Recall Gavin. #RECALLGAVINNEWSOME

Gavin Newsome is an imbecile

Gavin Newsome is stupid.

Gavin Newsome by GeeseMayonnaise February 10, 2021

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newsome

Being a bonafide hustler, never w/o money, grind till person get it, always on P's and Q's, a legend too every dat knows or heard of dat person

Man dat nigga JT a newsome, he too real, can't nobody stop dat guy.

newsome by RED $ HEAD January 6, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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