newped 

When you and another person are smoking Newports and you both place them down on the ashtray, getting distracted, then end up taking the hundreds instead of your shorts, then realizing the difference in taste

"Dog ... you just Newped!"

newped by 123imabitch456 May 12, 2016

Newted 

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

Newsed 

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

Newsed by on March 29, 2019

courier newed

If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.

Yo man, I said fuck it and courier newed that research paper.

courier newed by mpfl April 24, 2007

steaven newed

Being Steaven Newed is being beaten in the back of the head with a big hard cover book repeatedly.

Deacon gained a concussion a ruptured eardrumfrom being Steaven Newed last week.

steaven newed by Mike the disaster. February 6, 2018

netped 

netped is short for "Internet Pedestrian" and refers to tourist internet users who lack the fundamental understand of the internet that is required to ride lolbikes and fly roflcopters. Often victim of trolls and largely ignored by the internet elite who are too busy flying over and cycling between the traffic jam of main stream internet culture questing for lulz. They also find memes hilarious even though they do not understand them and have no sense of when a meme has run out of lulz.

netped: AHAH I JUST RICK'ROLLED YOU NEWBIE

lolbike rider: die in a fire....

netped by LoLex August 2, 2009

Newsed 

A verb for when you get put in the news.

Person #1: Did you hear that Jacob got arrested for raping a fence?

Person #2: Yeah, he got newsed for it.

Newsed by Snoogz August 11, 2009