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Newbert Newbington

usually used to describe when someone borrows your shit and breaks it.

also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.
Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"
A noncommon last name. But kick ass.
Dood that Neubert person is sweet
Neubert by logitechflowers April 2, 2009

newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.
"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."
newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

Newberific 

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.
"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"
Newberific by Newberific December 30, 2004

Heroes of Newerth 

Heroes of Newerth (HoN)

A relatively new PC video game by S2 Games.
Released on May 12th 2010.
It is inspired by the custom map for Warcraft III known as
Defence of the Ancients or DotA by IceFrog
The game is basically the same but with updated graphics and
added functionality.
There is a small range of heroes that are unique to HoN and
a range of heroes who are similar to some DotA heroes,
most heroes are ports from DotA.

The game is characterised by its bad community.
Generally players will trash talk another player if he/she
does not play well, rather than offering constructive advice
as to how the person playing poorly could play better.
Players generally do not give praise to those who do play
well either.
It is fair to assume that the players who do this do not
have many (or any) friends IRL and who are
sexually frustrated by the inability to find a girlfriend.
Leaving you with the sad virgin nerd syndrome
Maybe if they learnt to communicate properly online
it may aid their social skills IRL
I'm sure someone who studies Psychology can come up
with a better Psychological Analysis of the problem players though.

Other than that Heroes of Newerth is a pretty decent game.
It's an easy way to kill about an hour due to average
game length + set up time.
Scenario 1:
1: Heroes of Newerth anyone?
3: Yeah
2: Invisible mode!

Scenario 2:
1: Yo, up for HoN?
2: Am a fuck, cba gettin called by the sad cunts cuz am not v. good
1: Just play smth r8 easy like Zephyr
Heroes of Newerth by rzhhhh June 28, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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