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newbert

Another term describing a "newbie", usually associated with an online computer game (Counterstrike, Warcraft 3, etc.).
"Shut up, newbert, you have no clue what you're doing."
by tanner7 August 29, 2005
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Newbert Newbington

usually used to describe when someone borrows your shit and breaks it.

also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.
Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."
by Apesauce420 April 13, 2009
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kalysta newberry

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"
by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020
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Neubert

A noncommon last name. But kick ass.
Dood that Neubert person is sweet
by logitechflowers April 2, 2009
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newsertainment

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.
"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."
by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004
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Newberific

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.
"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"
by Newberific December 30, 2004
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Heroes of Newerth

Heroes of Newerth (HoN)

A relatively new PC video game by S2 Games.
Released on May 12th 2010.
It is inspired by the custom map for Warcraft III known as
Defence of the Ancients or DotA by IceFrog
The game is basically the same but with updated graphics and
added functionality.
There is a small range of heroes that are unique to HoN and
a range of heroes who are similar to some DotA heroes,
most heroes are ports from DotA.

The game is characterised by its bad community.
Generally players will trash talk another player if he/she
does not play well, rather than offering constructive advice
as to how the person playing poorly could play better.
Players generally do not give praise to those who do play
well either.
It is fair to assume that the players who do this do not
have many (or any) friends IRL and who are
sexually frustrated by the inability to find a girlfriend.
Leaving you with the sad virgin nerd syndrome
Maybe if they learnt to communicate properly online
it may aid their social skills IRL
I'm sure someone who studies Psychology can come up
with a better Psychological Analysis of the problem players though.

Other than that Heroes of Newerth is a pretty decent game.
It's an easy way to kill about an hour due to average
game length + set up time.
Scenario 1:
1: Heroes of Newerth anyone?
3: Yeah
2: Invisible mode!

Scenario 2:
1: Yo, up for HoN?
2: Am a fuck, cba gettin called by the sad cunts cuz am not v. good
1: Just play smth r8 easy like Zephyr
by rzhhhh June 28, 2010
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