neurips

Hard nipples, visable through the shirt.

Wow, look at those neurips.

by haha-bart November 20, 2018

neuropsychology

The branch of psychology that attempts to link psychological processes and behaviour to underlying neural tissue. This approach to understanding brain-behaviour correlates came about from classic examples such as Finneas Gage, and the work of individuals like Broca and Wernecke.

What do you study?
Neuropsychology ...
What the fuck is that?
Who cares, lets get naked

by comeonayeahha January 29, 2008

Neuris

Neuris is a pedophile who likes little children and uses mentally deranged females. Do not talk to a Neuris if you can. If someone tells you their name is a Neuris your best option is to RUN.

Person 1 - "Did you hear what happened to Neuris?"
Person 2 - "No I didn't?"
Person 1 - "He got arrested for messing around with an autistic 10 year old girl!"

Person 2 - "What the fuck? What a sicko!"

by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 11, 2022

Neuris

Neuris is short-term for a pedophile who deals with mentally handicapped children. If someone is called a Neuris, try your best to avoid them and make sure to run away as fast as possible!

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Yeah he got arrested for being a Neuris, What a fucking sicko.

by k3lly.armstr0ng<3 September 13, 2022

Neuropsychology

brain work

Megan is a doctor, she does neuropsychology?
Oh! I need help with neuropsychology that's cool.

by AlexNight26 October 31, 2021

Neuropsychorealism

The belief that our subjective mental experiences—thoughts, emotions, "the self"—are direct, one-to-one products of specific, measurable brain states. It asserts that if we had a perfect brain scanner, we could read your mind like a book because every qualia (like the redness of red or the ache of sadness) has a precise neural barcode. It's the ultimate "you are your brain" stance, dismissing anything that can't be physically located as illusion.

Neuropsychorealism would argue that your feeling of love for your partner isn't some mystical connection, but simply the predictable firing pattern of neurons in your ventral tegmental area and nucleus accumbens, flooded with oxytocin and dopamine. If we could perfectly replicate that exact brain state in a vat, you'd feel identical love for no one at all. The movie "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" is a neuropsychorealist nightmare—since memories are physical engrams, zapping them should delete the associated emotion.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Neuropsychorelativism

The idea that the brain's structure and function are not fixed interpreters of reality, but are shaped by culture, language, and personal experience to such a degree that there is no single, objective "brain reality." Different brains, shaped by different lives, literally perceive and construct different worlds. Your neural architecture is your own unique reality-generating prison.

Consider the concept of "schizophrenia." Neuropsychorelativism might argue that in a culture that interprets auditory hallucinations as communication with ancestors, the brain's wiring and the person's experience would be fundamentally different—and perhaps less distressing—than in a culture that pathologizes it as a disease. The brain isn't discovering reality; it's building a bespoke one based on its inputs. Someone who grows up bilingual might have a literally different neural landscape for language than a monolingual person.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026