Nettop 

Take the word netbook (which basicly is a really small laptop computer) and combine with the word desktop.

A small desktop computer, in other words. Not meant for portable use, but still small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a friends house for the weekend.

- Check out my new computer!
- But it's so small!
- Yeah it's a nettop. I don't need those big bulky ones.

Nettop by PowerTorsk March 6, 2009

Netopolis 

The central hub of technology and innovation, a place where progress is postmodern; websurfers seek sagacious words from the Oracle that dwells there.

Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."

Netopolis by waldosziak March 7, 2012

netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Netrophilia 

Boundless off of and obsession with the internet.

Mate, you have got one serious case of Netrophilia...

Netrophilia by Phoenix Frost July 24, 2011

netto

a supermarket where the most expensive item is the bags.

where jamie shops at

what do u mean 5p for a bag, the food only cost 2p

hey mummy can we go to netto

netto by prunella January 3, 2004

Neutopia 

A place that is neither good nor bad.

If "utopia" is a "good place" and "dystopia" is a "bad place", "neutopia" is a place that is neither good nor bad.

Neutopia by Agathokakologicaltopianist September 2, 2016

Netto Blaster 

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.

Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"

Netto Blaster by Mu Cow February 11, 2008