netrified 

One who is petrified by the internet.

"My brother? Nah! He is so netrified, Facebook isn't for him."

netrified by 13th Edition October 27, 2015

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

tetrified 

So petrified that you take up the shape of a Tetris block.

I was so tetrified at the sight of his face, that my body "T-ed" up.

tetrified by J^2! September 12, 2011

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

nigrified 

To make something nigger-like

1. My ipod was full of white music until i nigrified it with hip-hop and rap.
2. I never used to listen to nigger music until my friend nigrified me.

nigrified by Ryan MH September 17, 2008

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

negrofied 

(neh-grow-fide)
To become a clothes, shoe, and hat whore, but not in the same way as becoming a gay or metrosexual man.

Juanita: Gee wiz. Jorgenson and Alex have lots of bitchin stuff to wear. They must be gay.

Chester the molester: Fuck you, you frowzy bitch! They aren't gay, they're negrofied. Now get down on your knees.

negrofied by rahultherapist January 27, 2009