net net 

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say net but feel that repeating the word makes them sound more important important.

The "net net" is we are wasting time here because you like to listen to yourself pontificate and repeat words at meetings.

net net by joe5628 May 9, 2008

Net-Net 

Now overused term for 'so the bottom line is...'

Comes from an investor/accounting concept when valuing a company; based on the sum of sales/what you own (net assets) vs sum of debts (net liabilities). Weighing up net assets vs net liabilities (net-net) then says whether you have an overall positive or negative business. The term is very reductive - you don't need to explain what individual parts make up the positives or negatives, or how big they are... just that the final result is a win/loss or a yes/no.

Somehow the term has gradually crept from accounting into general business jargon (net-net this deal is good) and eventually just to give an opinion where you don't feel like providing any of the detail of how that view was formed or allow for argument from another person (I've done all the weighing up and we are going this way).

I don't care if you think there are downsides. Net-net, we'll be ahead if we buy the new TV.

Net-Net by Sargasso_Fade March 25, 2020

net-net 

the bottom line.

get to the point.

you don't need to explain to me all the details of your deal; what is the net-net?

net-net by saragrace August 3, 2009

net-net 

A word that really doesnt mean anything. People tend to use this term when they are at a loss of words and are not bright enough to use proper english. They are generally round in body shape and speak somewhat gay. I do not recommend using this term in the workplace!!

If you decide you want to contribute 10 dollars a day for a week, the net-net is going to be 70 dollars.

net-net by Edward06 October 13, 2006

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Net-Nou 

A South African term used for a time in the future when you tell someone you'll do something but really won't.

John: "When are you going to do the dishes?"
Meg: "I'll do it net-nou."

Net-Nou by ReiBae March 10, 2017

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021