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Neomai is a horse. A horse that can crush you by tackling you, walking past you and just laughing right in your face. Don't ever mess with her because her got her other horsey friends by her side. If you break her heart she'll break your face with her horsey strong ass legs.
I love Neomai I want to be just like her
"NEIGHHHHH", said Neomai
neomai by 77upinheaven November 22, 2021
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Neomi is one of the most gorgeous, highly intelligent, kind hearted, sweetest, witty, poetic and extremely hilarious females you'll meet. This females always speaks from her heart and is very honest. She's also loyal and loves deeply, more than most. And tends to say the most clever and funniest things at the perfect moment. Another thing about Neomi is that she's not premiscuous. She needs to be deeply in love, relaxed and comfortable first if she is to make love to someone. No one-night stands for this chic! She respects herself. And treats her sexual intimate relationship with her lover sacredly. And respectfully honors it to the fullest extent. She's well above a 10 as a girlfriend. And 1000% amazing as a wife! Love and treat her right and she'll make you the happiest person around. She's a definite pleaser in every aspect you can think of! Neomi, has the most beautiful heart, which is her true essence. And her love shows in all that she'll do for you. It has no boundaries. She's the type of female who you won't regret asking to marry. Your relationship with her will last a lifetime if given a real chance. Spend enough time with her, and you'll see for yourself, and know this to be true.
Do you know Neomi? Yeah, she was the beauty that got away. Whomever ends up with her is the luckiest.
Neomi by Crushingonher February 7, 2018
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a typically sexy girl, shes funny cute smart and knows the way to get to your heart. she can be a totaall mess at times but she will still be cool.she is a trust worthy person and will always help you no matter what
Guy 1: i was with a neomi today
Guy 2: OMG i wish i was with her aswell

<3 <3 <3

Girl: i want to be like neomi
Guy: i would date you if you were
Neomi by jajajj123 May 17, 2011
A man of exceptional values. Honest, faithful, hard working and above all trustworthy.
Few men could ever earn the title of neoman. Paul Newman is a perfect example of a great neoman.
Neoman by Real Mrs. Dean March 29, 2019
A typically ambiverted person who is street, mentally and educationally smart. She is mature socially as, she tends to hide her real self not to others thinking of her but, to her prior knowledge. Her name is similar too Naomi as its source of origin is from there. All Naomi's and Neomi's are known to be amongst the fandom with obsessions. She doesn't care much about a relationship but when in one she stays strong and handles it well. She knows her boundaries and analyses what's done. (Very Intellectual) She is an eye-catching female with sharp features such as her eyes. She is very prone to success and a straightforward yet faithful person who's simple minded and creative. She may be two faced at times but, it's her way for the better.
"Oh look it's Neomi she's really amazing she isn't like the other popular girls and is really a great icon! "
Neomi by Accedia March 2, 2021

neomaxizoomdweebie 

from the movie "Breakfast Club". It means the same thing as a loser, dork, or dweeb; exept its to the millionth power.
"shut up! your nothing but a neomaxizoomdweebie!!"
Neoma is a type of girl who is scared to say what's on her mind so she keeps quiet. She is sweet, caring, and also cute! But she can be made fun of for some things, her shy personality is one of them but also the fact that her clean mind makes her naive in situations, but she will always be there for a person in need and will also try to keep her smile. It makes everyones day!
There's Neoma, she's so cute!
Neoma by Swimzyyy August 17, 2017
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