Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."
Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."
The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.
You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.