Negrotian

A person that is as if a martian from outer space, unique and original. Also a person that you can be around always and have a good time without any sort of tension or uncomfortableness.

Me and my negrotian will be fulfilling a drive by later on today, care to join?

by DDDDrey February 9, 2010

negromancy

The magical practice of raising dead black people, such as Martin Luther King Jr., or 2Pac.

Only the good die young. Use negromancy to bring them back!

by Urto January 12, 2006

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

by what122 May 16, 2019

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Negromantic

When a nigger tries to seduce weak and gullible ladies, with all kinds of lies, just to fuck her and dump her.

A negromantic would try to confuse women with negrowizardry and empty promises like:
"Baby, you mean the world to me! I will always be there for you! You're so beautiful!"
Right before he rapes them and ends up in the Maury show as the father.

by Fukaface! April 13, 2019

Negromancer

Among summoning mages, one variety is the necromancer. Unknown to many, there is another rare variation. Have you ever heard of a negromancer. A negomancer summons wild niggas from the earth, naturally the more powerful the summoner the greater strength of the niggas summoned. A defining characteristic of this art is that the skin color and clothes of the niggas summoned is determined by the terrain summoned from: as to better blend into their surroundings

Yesterday’s adventure went well because we had a negromancer with us

by Alexandrovich.e^πi April 10, 2023