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Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
Necro-penis by Bro Jake March 24, 2023

negropenisflip 

In skateboarding It’s a casperflip with a 180 usually backside 180.

“Hey man did you just do a Casper 180?”

“It’s a Negropenisflip”

“I’ll just take the letter bro”
Yooo that dude just did a negropenisflip off the 10 😯

Negropenisflip 

In skateboarding it’s. Casper flip with a backside 180
“Yo did you just land a Casper flip 180?”

“Yee dawg , it’s a Negropenisflip”

“I’ll just take the letter bro”
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