Negoki 

To use a nonsensical approach to solve problems which otherwise cannot be solved in a logical or common-sense way

Oh god! i cant believe u negokied your way through my PC problem!i spent eons trying to solve this problem! Even Bill Gates didnt know how!

Negoki by johnny's bread April 20, 2003

negoki 

an asshole with a dual personality. One is a uber lamer, the other is a hopeless romantic.

he's negoki. yah. fear the lameness.

negoki by negokiness April 20, 2003

negoki 

lamer who overcharges for music CD

oh God, i bought a CD from negoki! DAMN!

negoki by CDforfree April 21, 2003

negoki 

A uber-lamer or to mean someone is lame beyond lame.

U are so negoki.
What u said was very negoki.

negoki by beckham's ball April 20, 2003

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

I Sent My Chief Negotiator by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007