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Negoki

To use a nonsensical approach to solve problems which otherwise cannot be solved in a logical or common-sense way
Oh god! i cant believe u negokied your way through my PC problem!i spent eons trying to solve this problem! Even Bill Gates didnt know how!
by johnny's bread April 20, 2003
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an asshole with a dual personality. One is a uber lamer, the other is a hopeless romantic.
he's negoki. yah. fear the lameness.
by negokiness April 20, 2003
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negoki

lamer who overcharges for music CD
oh God, i bought a CD from negoki! DAMN!
by CDforfree April 21, 2003
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negoki

A uber-lamer or to mean someone is lame beyond lame.
U are so negoki.
What u said was very negoki.
by beckham's ball April 20, 2003
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I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).
Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012
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Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
by what122 May 16, 2019
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Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
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