Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

nectaroon

A hybrid fruit that is seven parts white peach, one part black plum.

Stop by the greengrocer and pick me up some of those tasty nectaroons, will ya?

by TheDongo July 15, 2016

nectrous

A liquid with a sweet or nectar like flavor

Man this drink is super nectrous

by Saden October 2, 2021

Mantucket Nectars

Seminal fluid.

"Oh, Gee Willikers!" exclaimed Paul. "Looks like I've gone and spilled Mantucket Nectars on my keyboard again!"

by meowwwww December 20, 2008

Nectrous

A liquid with a sweet or nectar like flavor

Did you try that mango juice, it is just so nectrous!

by Saden October 2, 2021

Necarius

A god of gods

The god Necarius has come to save Alex

by Himmothyy September 25, 2022

nextrous

A slang for something that is not necessary; that is overly exaggerated, unnecessary, over the limit (typically used when someone does something that is way more than what is needed)

Person1: Hey, have you seen Jake's project work?
Person2: Yeah, that was so nextrous

Person1: Dont be nextrous and buy whatever you like, you should stick to what you need

by Dr. Nishiki December 31, 2023