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Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
Neato Burrito by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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neato burrito

a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun
Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch
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Neato Burrito

A retarded attention seeking user who acts like a 12 year old on the PCMR Discord.
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nifty neato, breakfast burrito 

The perfect combination of both rhyme and meter to describe something especially snazzy. Goes beyond nifty neato.
Lola: Check out the tweed dress I picked up at Goodwill!
Oliver: That is nifty neato, breakfast burrito.

Neeto Burrito 

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.
guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"

neato burito's 

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"
neato burito's by Morgan June 22, 2004
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