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London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017
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nautical mile club 

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini 

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022

Nautical 

Anything relating to sailing.
Nautical by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005
Nautica is a bad bitch, she is so funny and always surrounded by many people who adore her. You won't catch her in a bad mood or crying over no nigga. She'll beat a bitch in a second if you're talking wreckless. Everyone wants to know who she is and every guy that sees her wants to fuck. Nautica's have the wettest pussy but you will never know because she's most likely a virgin. Nautica has many haters, usually from females who can't understand why their niggas are staring her way....Nautica is a very beautiful girl and most likely to become famous for being a bad bitch....
Man she gave me that Nautica and now I think I wanna marry her
Nautica by selenathebaddest August 29, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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