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National Guard 

Citizen/Soldiers who are under the command of both the president (federal) and the governor (state and local). These soldiers normally work and train together one weekend a month plus 2 weeks a year to be ready.

National Guard Soldiers respond to local and state emergencies, and often give help and supplies to other states when they need it. They can also be deployed.

These soldiers are heroes, like anyone else who wears a uniform.

Always Ready. Always There.
The National Guard is the oldest branch of the American Armed Forces.

The ARNG (Army National Guard) soldiers slogan... Always Ready, Always There.
National Guard by future soldier February 27, 2011
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national guard 

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .
"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."
national guard by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005

National Guard relationship 

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

Mayflower National Guard 

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

air national guard 

"we defend our country on the weekend"
air national guard by psedonym February 25, 2005

The National Guard 

Yeah didn't anyone say anything about Donald Trump sending in the national guard before it happened? Like, the reporting on the protest and the guard happened at the same time.
Hym "I can think about whatever the fuck I want and you are going to get someone's kid murdered if someone doesn't stop you. The National Guard need to start hunting down the freaks doing this to me starting with the new MeidasTouch freaks put them in a gas chamber. And then work their way backwards down the list."
The National Guard by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

New Hampshire Army National Guard 

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
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