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National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)

National Crackhead Day

This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.
Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together
National Crackhead Day by Crackh34d October 26, 2019

National Crackhead Day

National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.
Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."

National be a crackhead day 

On april 4th everyone has to act like a crackhead
Be crazy do what ever tf u waNT
I saw a crackhead at 711 on national be a crackhead day.
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