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national chloe day 

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe
ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

National Fuck Chloe Day 

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas
BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

National punch Chloe day

On January 24 if you know a Chloe give her a punch
I can’t wait to hit Chloe on national Punch Chloe day

national josh has sex with chloe day 

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november
guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026