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nardvar by I, Macpherson. January 14, 2009
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Nardfarmer
Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.
Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package
when he was changing after practice it was
like he was hypnotized.
Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was
drooling.
Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.
when he was changing after practice it was
like he was hypnotized.
Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was
drooling.
Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.
Nardfarmer by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011
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Nardfarkle
Nardfarkle is the smell of chicken blood that is soaked up by the absorption packets inside of chicken breast packaging and rotting bananas inside a trash can, which has been forgotten in a studio apartment for a few days.
"What kind of cologne are you wearing? It smells like nardfarkle."
"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."
"Do we have to eat this? It smells like nardfarkle."
Nardfarkle by Dude Abides January 21, 2010
nardwark
A person, whom through no fault of there own, cannot grasp the principal that other people do not think in exactly the same way as them.
nardwark by theladyofsmarts February 15, 2015
nardvark
A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.
nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
nardnard
narduar
narduar by sammyiommi June 17, 2023
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