napidemic 

a dangerous phenomenon of contagious napping that occurs when someone walks into a room and sees someone napping and has the urge to take a nap themselves

Fred returned to his dorm room after class in the afternoon to find both of his roommates napping. Swept up by the napidemic, he climbed into his bed and napped away.

napidemic by G Van October 28, 2011

nacademic 

Nacademic; Nakk-a-dem-ik (noun). A person who claims knowledge in a particular subject, however they do not possess any kind of merit to back up such claims.

Simon: You can fabricate the truth.
Aman: You can't fabricate the truth as it would no longer be the truth. It's a paradox.
Simon: Here, I have a TEFL in teaching English abroad, I know what i'm talking about. I'm an academic.
Aman: You're a nacademic. Your qualification isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

nacademic by amangill1984 May 6, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004