An amazing guy who makes a great friend or boyfriend. Super sweet, funny, , kind, generous, thoughtful, caring, and loving. A Nevyn is a guy you don't ever want to lose from your life or make mad because you will immediately regret it. He's super talented, usually at drawing or writing. He is just an overall good guy, so don't ever fucking lose one.
Girl 1: Wow, I'm so glad Nevyn is my boyfriend!
Girl 2: I shouldn't have ever let him go. I was such an idiot!
Nevyn loves gay people. So much so that she eats blueberries sometimes after a rusty bath. She likes to go on Mexico and eat rice. Don't trust a Nevyn though with your retainers cause shell vandalize them. <3
"Nevyns cool right?"
"OMG LITERALLY I WANT TO CONFESS MY DYING LOVE FOR HER"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!