nadoobine 

the part projecting above the mouth on the face of a person or animal, containing the nostrils and used for breathing and smelling.

''my nadoobine is stuffy''

nadoobine by cadoobaqueen July 20, 2022

noobinese 

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

noobinese by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

naboobies 

Hot chicks from Naboo (Star Wars planet of Padme and senator Amidala). Gungans (another civilization on Naboo, big difference between them and NaHumans) don't apply.

naboobies Qeen Amidalla, Padme

naboobies by Bambus April 9, 2009

noobiness 

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.

Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.

noobiness by Prothesis October 1, 2014