A last name of someone who is usually really awesome, funny, nice and just a fucking cool person overall. No one can ever hate them because its one of the seven deadly sins. They are usually a fan on Avenged Sevenfold, which makes them even more fucking awesome because A7X is the shit.
nasbor is a man that only portrays realness and will only get along with other people that portray realness, those who nasbor gets along with are usually called "3hunnid" or "Glory Boyz". nasbor himself is called da gloden one, because he is the most glo out of any one in the famous Glo Gang group that is owned by the famous Chicago rapper Chief Keef
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.