Being scammed by a politician with overly-grandiose promises, but with no plans to uphold those said promises, just to get elected into office.
A politician said he would end all drugs, crime, and corruption in the country in 3-6 months. It's been 5 years. Na-duterte tayo!
An old man said he would jetski to the Spratly Islands to plant the Philippine Flag and stand up against the Chinese if he is elected to be President. But when he won, he started kissing Xi Jinping's ass instead. Na-Duterte na naman tayo!
A gorilla said he would sign a bank secrecy waiver if ever he gets elected as president. But once elected, he refused to sign the waiver. Na-Duterte na naman tayong lahat!
An expression that means "you were scammed." It is commonly used to refer to unfulfilled campaign promises like ending the drug problem within six months.
He promised to end drug war in six months. I was naduterte.
He promised to bring down the price of rice to P20 but wasn't able to do so. The nation was naduterte.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*