n00berty

(Pronounced "new-ber-tee")
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.

Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)

N00blet 1 - "OMG R U L33T? CAN I TRIAN WIT - OMG A BTTRFLY!!11!11!"
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1

~N00blets going through n00berty.

n00berty by Moon_Lit_Shadow May 19, 2008

n00berty

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).

1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through n00berty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit n00berty quick so I can scrim my friends.

n00berty by N. Bivens August 3, 2006

n00berty

Like puberty, a stage everyone has to go through before they become mature gamers. But without the hair growth.

No he is not crap, he is just going through n00berty.

n00berty by Peegore July 29, 2008

n00berey 

the act of being a n00b and/or acting like a n00b.

expirinced gamer 1: god, i wish i could report him for n00bery.
expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.

n00berey by Blerpies0909 January 7, 2010

n00bert

1) A n00b whose name happens to be Bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.

"Hey Bert wassup?"
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."

OR

"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."

n00bert by Vincenzo Lancelot March 13, 2004