n00bert

1) A n00b whose name happens to be Bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.

"Hey Bert wassup?"
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."

OR

"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."

n00bert by Vincenzo Lancelot March 13, 2004

n00bet

Originating from the typical gamer insult "n00b", n00bet is doubly insulting because the speaker is not only calling the receiver a n00b, but he is also calling him a GIRL n00b.

Spartan 117: Ha ha! I owned you n00b!!!!11!
Spartan 007: Whatever! You got 4 kills n00bet!!

n00bet by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

n00berty

(Pronounced "new-ber-tee")
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.

Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)

N00blet 1 - "OMG R U L33T? CAN I TRIAN WIT - OMG A BTTRFLY!!11!11!"
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1

~N00blets going through n00berty.

n00berty by Moon_Lit_Shadow May 19, 2008

n00berey 

the act of being a n00b and/or acting like a n00b.

expirinced gamer 1: god, i wish i could report him for n00bery.
expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.

n00berey by Blerpies0909 January 7, 2010

n00ber 

Alternate pronunciation of n00b, most often used by people who like rhymes.

"I lost because my allies were über n00bers."

n00ber by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

N00ber Pwnage 

A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.

1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)

2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.

Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..

Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!

N00ber Pwnage by Alex Harm January 9, 2008

n00ber 

(Pokémon) a person who uses Pokémon in the Uber tier to compensate for their lack of skill

Next time that n00ber should think about playing fair. I mean, TWO DARKRAIS? Seriously...

n00ber by Numbuh214 October 18, 2008