1) A n00b whose name happens to be Bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.
2) Someone whose n00bism reaches such an extent that the mere word "n00b" is too weak to apply to him; thus he is termed a n00bert.
"Hey Bert wassup?"
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."
OR
"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."
"I'm just chillin' like a n00bert."
OR
"Goldberg is such a strong wrestler; he's easily tougher than Bret Hart."
"Shutup you fucking n00bert."
by Vincenzo Lancelot March 13, 2004
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by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008
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(Pronounced "new-ber-tee")
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.
Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)
Noun
The transition in which a n00blet will become a full-fledged n00b. N00berty is most common in n00blets ages 13-15, though this statistic is not true for everybody; some n00blets may only hit n00berty around the ages of 18 and 19.
N00berty is much like puberty, as it will usually last until adulthood. However, unlike puberty, it is most common to happen to males first.
Common symptoms caused by n00berty are:
1. Shorter attention span.
2. Increased spelling errors. (more then the common n00b/n00blet)
3. High-pitched voices.
4. Increased use of the number 1 instead of exclamation marks.
5. Excessive use of "OMG", "WTF", and "LOL".
(These symptoms usually last until the transition is complete.)
N00blet 1 - "OMG R U L33T? CAN I TRIAN WIT - OMG A BTTRFLY!!11!11!"
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1
~N00blets going through n00berty.
N00blet 2 - "LOLOLOLOL OMG WTF? U HAS NO ATENTION SPA - OMG, DER REELY IZ A BTTRFLY!111!!!eleven!"
N00blet 1 - "OMGOMGOMG!!11!!1
~N00blets going through n00berty.
by Moon_Lit_Shadow May 19, 2008
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expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.
expirinced gamer 2: im banning that sob from our server for n00berey.
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Get the n00ber mug.A wordplay on the term "uber pwnage," pronounced New-burr-Pone-edge, n00ber pwnage has two definitions.
1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)
2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.
1. beginners luck; when a n00b is doing well in a video game (must be against other people; ie. XBox Live, a PC game, etc)
2. the art of targeting n00bs and n00bs alone.
Example 1:
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..
Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!
Johnny: Yes! Killing spree!
Paul: Dammit! Freaking n00ber pwnage..
Example 2:
Timmy: Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot!
Jimmy: Nice! *high fives Timmy* That's some n00ber pwnage, Timmy!
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