n00bcake

A cute way of calling someone a n00b. Usually towards someone you know or like.

Mary: omg john i love you
John: lol you're such a n00bcake

by Jennz0r August 24, 2006

n00bcakez0rs

A n00bcakez0rs is the most extreme type of n00bcake which is the most extreme type of n00b. Therefore, a n00bcakez0rs is typically the most degrading insult portmanteau anyone could ever possibly think of.

A n00bcakez0r can also be a delicious type of cake.

OMG LAG! My computer is a n00bcakez0rs!!
In World of Warcraft: That n00bcakez0rs just ninjaed my elite staff! I will pwnz0r his ass!!

Mmmm, I love n00bcakez0rs!

by Henry, Lord of the Dance April 23, 2006