Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers mayassume it it satire although it is not.
The trend that girls from nations that have democratically elected governments (Non-Oppressed) are hotter than girls from countries ruled by a regime (Opressed) e.g. China and Burma
"Damn that girl is super fine, she must be a N.O.A.P."
From my experience living in Asia, girls from free countries such as Japan, Korea and Taiwan are hotter then girls from China and Burma, because they are more open to sexual expression.
A ripoff of Halo for the iPod Touch and iPhone that is surprisingly very good. Has a decent campaign and has fun multi-player. The sequel N.O.V.A. 2 is due to be released sometime in December 2010 in the App Store.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to play some N.O.V.A.?
Guy 2: Naa I keep getting owned in multi-player
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.