Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.
The trend that girls from nations that have democratically elected governments (Non-Oppressed) are hotter than girls from countries ruled by a regime (Opressed) e.g. China and Burma
"Damn that girl is super fine, she must be a N.O.A.P."
From my experience living in Asia, girls from free countries such as Japan, Korea and Taiwan are hotter then girls from China and Burma, because they are more open to sexual expression.
A ripoff of Halo for the iPod Touch and iPhone that is surprisingly very good. Has a decent campaign and has fun multi-player. The sequel N.O.V.A. 2 is due to be released sometime in December 2010 in the App Store.