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Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.
N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."
N.O.A. by Skewmaester April 13, 2017

N.O.A.P. 

The trend that girls from nations that have democratically elected governments (Non-Oppressed) are hotter than girls from countries ruled by a regime (Opressed) e.g. China and Burma

"Damn that girl is super fine, she must be a N.O.A.P."

From my experience living in Asia, girls from free countries such as Japan, Korea and Taiwan are hotter then girls from China and Burma, because they are more open to sexual expression.
N.O.A.P. by menlo650 May 29, 2011
NOAH IS A ROBOT
N o a h by Rosemary373527 December 6, 2021

N.O.V.A. 

A ripoff of Halo for the iPod Touch and iPhone that is surprisingly very good. Has a decent campaign and has fun multi-player. The sequel N.O.V.A. 2 is due to be released sometime in December 2010 in the App Store.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to play some N.O.V.A.?
Guy 2: Naa I keep getting owned in multi-player
N.O.V.A. by Espio1241 December 6, 2010

N.O.G.A.F 

When John arrived at the office, he knew that it was going to be a N.O.G.A.F day.
N.O.G.A.F by K.C. Hudgins June 23, 2007

S.N.O.M.A.

S.N.O.M.A. stands for “some noob on my ass”.
S.N.O.M.A. by rjedwards105 April 23, 2022