N.O.A.

N.O.A. ; is when 'no one answered. Applied to phone calls and door knocking.

>Well? What happened?
<N.O.A.!
>No way. ...

by Bryn Benn April 20, 2020

N.O.A.

Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.

N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."

by Skewmaester April 13, 2017