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myspace fuck 

A person who is so obsessed with myspace due to the lack of friends that they almost damn near set the world record for time sitting in a chair at a computer. They use every search engine known to man to find a way to improve their page and make it so flamboyantly gay that if you layed eyes on it you'd probably pass out from the incredible hue of rainbow colors. Basically they have no lives or friends but simulate having a life through artificial intelligence.
Wow, yea matt was sitting at his house all last night, he almost set the world record...for being a complete myspace fuck.
myspace fuck by Scaiferbomber November 21, 2006
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myspace fucking 

Myspace fucking is something that a man or woman gives or receeves over myspace.
It is where a boy and girl have a conversation of often affectionate messages or comments making farfetched plans and being flirtacious.

Myspace fucking can be innocent and fine however some women see no harm in receeving a myspace fucking whilst their status lies "in a relationship". this is the work of a myspace whore and thus another reason why myspace whores should be avoided at all costs.
"hey dude, im totaly myspace fucking this girl, she's cool"
"sweet!"

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"Im fed to fuck up of you being such a myspace whore, you're constantly myspace fucking other guys, get out of my sight"
"oh noez"

myspacefucked 

The act of being emotionally fucked over by another individual via calculated changes or posts made to a social networking site.
1."He does not even have to call me to fuck with me. He just myspacefucked me!"

2. Profuse crying "I can't believe he changed his relationship status to single!" Whimper, sniffle "And he put his ex as his first friend!" Wailing,...Long pause "Wow! I just got myspacefucked!
myspacefucked by CC2009 January 14, 2009
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