A garbage pile of a human being who falsely accused the shield hero of raping her when she was his only ally. She continued to be the biggest cunt in the series, even with the presence of the three dumbigos. She was later renamed Bitch after she was caught for all the awful shit she did but should've been made into the cumdump of the kingdom or sent to Faubrey. She is the human form of the main antagonist and is as persistent as Cancer in her assholery. Even after she is shown up publicly to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds and trying to murder her younger sister, the three dumbigos believe she is innocent and they all fall for bullshit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.