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My time
"My time"
"My time" is an expression used by divorced, separated or widowed women who have grown up children. They are now looking for a male companion either for friendship or a long term romance
The profile of a woman who uses the phrase "My time" tends to read as follows - "My children are all grown up. Several are married. I have lovely grandchildren. I live on my own. My children are scattered around the world so unless I visit there is no call for me to babysit. I love travelling and regularly visit them to see the children and grandchildren. This is "My time" now and I would love to meet a man of my own of my own age. Let's have a meal in a quiet restaurant, a few glasses of wine, and see if we click. If we do we can arrange to meet again"
"My time" by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
My time green
Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it
-Ny6ixx aniya
-Ny6ixx aniya
Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
My time green by Ny6ix June 1, 2024
My time green
Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it
-Ny6ixx aniya
-Ny6ixx aniya
Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
My time green by Ny6ix June 1, 2024
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6) by Magoozel October 6, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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