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"My time"
"My time" is an expression used by divorced, separated or widowed women who have grown up children. They are now looking for a male companion either for friendship or a long term romance
The profile of a woman who uses the phrase "My time" tends to read as follows - "My children are all grown up. Several are married. I have lovely grandchildren. I live on my own. My children are scattered around the world so unless I visit there is no call for me to babysit. I love travelling and regularly visit them to see the children and grandchildren. This is "My time" now and I would love to meet a man of my own of my own age. Let's have a meal in a quiet restaurant, a few glasses of wine, and see if we click. If we do we can arrange to meet again"
"My time" by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
My time green
Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it
-Ny6ixx aniya
-Ny6ixx aniya
Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
My time green by Ny6ix June 1, 2024
My time green
Basically when someone asking to Facetime , but your already on the phone, and u wanna tell them that without “actually” saying it
-Ny6ixx aniya
-Ny6ixx aniya
Terrence: “aniya do u wanna Ft?”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
Aniya:” my time green”
Terrence: “what that mean?”
Aniya: “MY TIME GREEN NIKKA!!!”
My time green by Ny6ix June 1, 2024
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6) by Magoozel October 6, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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