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dogs 

One of the few reasons life is ok

Dogs are the absolute best

dogs by fuckfacemcidiot January 25, 2018

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017