My Shin 

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?

Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."

My Shin by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

my shiny metal ass 

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.

Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!

my shiny metal ass by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

Bite my shiny metal ass by Bob Stevedave August 9, 2004

hanging out my shingle 

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.

Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.

hanging out my shingle by [e-mail] February 7, 2009

Blocking my shine

To have a hater or haters steal your thunder/ halt your success

Damn Ryan you are blocking my shine

Blocking my shine by Call meh woody June 5, 2014

Kiss my shiny metal ass 

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

Kiss my shiny metal ass by Vash September 24, 2004