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My Penguin

A select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.
Do you know Andrea and Kirsty?
They are My Penguins!!
My Penguin by nonny1506 August 7, 2011

Tickle my penguin

1. Another word for self gratification. 2. When something turns you on.
1. I was so hot yesterday, I had to tickle my penguin.

2. That really tickles my penguin.

a penguin invaded my dern school 

why did you search this up?
why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

Bobby McPenguin 

A synonym of very stupid/dumb.
"RIP the boiled water, you will be mist" - Aryan
"Shut up, you Bobby McPenguin!" - some human
Bobby McPenguin by a human7 November 5, 2023

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026