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My Penguin

A select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.
Do you know Andrea and Kirsty?
They are My Penguins!!
My Penguin by nonny1506 August 7, 2011

Tickle my penguin

1. Another word for self gratification. 2. When something turns you on.
1. I was so hot yesterday, I had to tickle my penguin.

2. That really tickles my penguin.

a penguin invaded my dern school 

why did you search this up?
why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

Bobby McPenguin 

"RIP the boiled water, you will be mist" - Aryan
"Shut up, you Bobby McPenguin!" - some human
Bobby McPenguin by a human7 November 5, 2023

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026