My Mummy

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

My Mummy by MrMystick June 22, 2019

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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

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Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009