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my key
random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
my key by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
help my j key is broken
help my j key is broken by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018
Key to my heart
key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......
Key to my heart by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017
Key to my leg
when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
Key to my leg by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
My dead cat ran over my keyboard
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020
my cat stepped on my keyboard
when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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