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mysteries make my head hurt 

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

My head hurts 

When someone says something stupid or idiotic that you don’t know what to says
Sally: “Japan is a continent
Jeffery: “My head hurts”
My head hurts by XxThexQueenxX February 7, 2019

My head hurts 

Means headace
My head hurts by Fulvxjbvjn May 19, 2018

Hurts my head

A thought or idea that is so radical or messed up that it causes a headache. To study for hours until you have a headache.
Seeing the five year old writing computer code on a graduate level "hurts my head".
Hurts my head by Leif Thoreson April 9, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026