My giraffe
A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.
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my penis just turned into a giraffe
In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"
At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"
my penis just turned into a giraffe by tallman83 November 21, 2010
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All my giraffes are out of town
I don't have energy/capacity for that. Particularly with reference to low executive functioning that can occur in autistic/ADHD folk when over stimulated or in burnout - or, as good preventative practice to ward off burnout. Inspired by/another take on spoon theory.
"I didn't make it to my family gathering, all my giraffes are out of town"
"Sorry I haven't gotten back to you on that all week, all my giraffes have been out of town"
"I'm a bit low on giraffes at the moment, could you come round and Body-Double me while I do my laundry?"
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All my giraffes are out of town by What the ladybird heard April 4, 2026
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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