my gf

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A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.

Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.

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My gf

Sweet, outgoing, funny, cute, pretty, perfect smile, laugh, face, nose.

Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf

My gf by Bwtfis December 10, 2022

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My gf

Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.

F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)

My gf by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022

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my gf

someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay

person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)

my gf by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

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My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason by Thick February 8, 2018

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My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason by Thick February 8, 2018

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I love my gf

I love my girlfriend because she is the best thing that happened to me she means everything to me she is my first priority and I love you

I love my gf

I love my gf by Kashout Daniel December 20, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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