My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

My Dad is Dead by JFLisa October 29, 2007

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my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

my dad is dead by bongobat October 26, 2007

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my dad is dead

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

my dad is dead by GipperAKH October 30, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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