my brick
O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!
my brick by c0d3t3m935tc June 25, 2009
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I Love My brick
Shout out (best with two)"Fek" "Shite" "Arse" "Furniture Polish" "I Love my Brick" great for breaking the awkward silence often found in libraries
I Love My brick by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005
Smell My Brick
(1) Another way to say suck my dick without using any fowl language (2) What Billy (A retarded Petersburg midget) thought inmates were telling him in the Petersburg jail.
(Ex1)
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!
(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?
Guy A: Dude, how gay are you?
Guy B: Smell my brick!
(Ex2)
Inmate: Suck my Dick!
Billy: What does Smell My Brick mean?
Smell My Brick by Burkeycl August 10, 2010
My dick is so hard I could lay a brick
Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Don't shit on my bricks
In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
It is used modernly as a term of warning.
Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
Don't shit on my bricks by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014
Licky on my Blicky
Licky on my Blicky by Antdogurmum1234 September 13, 2018
shit my bricks
A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
shit my bricks by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014
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